
“You must be making a lot of sales, piling up a good income…” “Oh, ah, I’m doing alright. I could do better, but…” Lincoln, track 17: Snowball in Hell. (Listen on iTunes) Snowball in Hell didn’t connect with me as[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

“You must be making a lot of sales, piling up a good income…” “Oh, ah, I’m doing alright. I could do better, but…” Lincoln, track 17: Snowball in Hell. (Listen on iTunes) Snowball in Hell didn’t connect with me as[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth / Cause he knows there’s no such thing. Lincoln, track 15: Shoehorn With Teeth. (Listen on iTunes) For all its pretty literal absurdism, Shoehorn With Teeth is, at its core, a song[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I can’t help but feeling jealous / each time she climbs on his knee. / Why must she climb on his knee? Lincoln, track 12: Santa’s Beard (Listen on iTunes) Here’s the second act of the ‘broken romance’ cycle I’ve[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I know you deceived me / Couldn’t sleep last night… Lincoln, track 10: The World’s Address (Listen on iTunes) To be honest, I never really knew what to make of this song. I enjoyed the latin rhythm, and always imagined[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…


And there’s a restaurant we should check out where the other nightmare people like to go… Lincoln, track 14: They’ll Need a Crane. (Listen on iTunes) I’ve always felt that “Crane” was meant as a conclusion to a ‘Broken Romance’[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

I’m gonna die / If you touch me one more time. Well, I guess that I’m gonna die / no matter what. Lincoln, track 11: I’ve Got A Match. (Listen on iTunes) An uncharacteristically heart-breaking song from the band best-known[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

They’re digging through all of your files / Stealing back your best ideas Lincoln, track 5: Cage & Aquarium. (Listen on iTunes) Cage & Aquarium is just dripping with paranoia, and the fear of losing your privacy. I always imagined the[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

Purple Toupee and gold lamé will turn your brain around! Lincoln, track 4: Purple Toupee. (Listen on iTunes) Johnson’s Wax, the King of Cuba, Martin X, the Expo 67 Rally. This jumbled, never-quite-correct mash of political activism make this song[…] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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